London, England: Like the great Harland & Wolff shipyard before it, Har.land (now HAR.LAND) has pivoted for survival – to a new serious corporate look website de-emphasising shambolic spam and focusing on important things like generic photos of skylines and CAPITALS. Luckily there’s still just enough room to keep a link to Harlands.net which will remain on here as long as the internet is still plugged in, don’t worry. HAR.LAND out.

– Pete Harland, TWENTY EIGHTEEN.

Still here? Surely you can’t have any further questions? I guess you could try e-mailing UnsolvableMysteries[at]HAR.LAND if you must…